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I'm gonna do it!
No!
I'm gonna do it!
No!
I'm gonna do it!
Normal sports have more points, right?
Yes.
And I thought it was rare for me to win only one,
and thought I could do other sports.
What is it?
I'm gonna open it.
What is it?
I'm gonna do it!
Now, everyone, be careful.
It's the first C-ROTEP, and the story has already been told.
I'm gonna do it!
No!
I'm gonna do it!
Pretend it's that difficult and do it!
It's "darts", right?
"Darts"!
I was going to say it now, but...
"Darts"!
I don't know, but...
I'm scared.
"Darts" might not be so popular among people who don't know much about it,
but it has 301 points or 501 points or something like that.
The number of points decreases, right?
The first one to lose exactly wins.
Well, it's a reduction game.
And this time, I got a hint from it and came up with such an interesting game.
Daily life "darts" reduction competition!
It wasn't "darts", but...
Daily life "darts" reduction competition!
Oh, I'm sorry, Teto-san!
I didn't say it!
I'm sorry!
Please forget what you just said!
Team competition!
Battle of the...
Daily darts!
You can't do either of them!
I forgot about it already.
I forgot about it.
I forgot about it already!
You don't have any sense, but you've noticed it already.
Unexpectedly.
So what's the rule?
In darts, one person throws three times, right?
And this time, there are young people on top and bottom.
These three people will do three darts.
It's like one person one dart, right?
So one person brings one score.
How many points should we start with?
Should we say 501 points?
Well, let's say 501.
Okay, let's say 501.
Well, first of all, there are 501 points.
Each of us will do this.
We will be asked to decide daily life topics.
For example, the number of grams of dinner we ate.
For example, I ate 200 grams.
Yumemaru ate 200 grams.
Tetsuya ate 100 grams.
If we say like that, our total score is 500 points.
500 points.
So it's 501.
That's right.
So we can't reduce it by 500 points, but...
This...
That...
What was it?
I'm sorry, what were you talking about?
Team competition battle of the...
Daily darts.
You can't do either of them, right?
Of course, team competition is...
Well...
What was it again?
Battle of the...
Battle of the daily darts.
You can't do either of them, right?
If you say like that, it's possible.
That's right.
So it's easy to make a fuss about it.
However, this is a sportsmanship, but...
Let's say we can do it by aiming for it.
Hmm...
If you know it.
Yes, we can see how many grapes we ate for dinner.
If you adjust it, you can aim for it.
It's not like that.
It's not just a team discussion.
I don't know what it is, but...
As a result, it was this number.
You can understand it later.
So...
Basically, we live our lives...
As usual.
That's how we do it.
If you ask me what we'll compete with, I'll think about that topic.
And I think it's fun.
For the time being...
I'm going to play a penalty game.
Oh, I see.
So I've been playing a penalty game for a while and resting.
It's been a while.
And there...
Buddy is...
He's sitting like a donkey.
Donkey?
I'm working.
What will you do for the penalty game?
Isn't it like this?
Is it like that?
Isn't it like that?
Is there a penalty game like this?
I haven't said "darts" yet, so I don't know.
Speaking of "darts"...
I have the image of drinking with a shot.
Is there such an image?
It's a cheap "darts" shot.
The losing team will...
Drink 501 ml of tequila and broadcast live.
No, it's too much.
Three people, three people.
I hate it.
I hate it the most.
So, we've set up a penalty game that we don't like.
Let's think about the topic seriously.
Don't use the topic you've used once.
Like that.
Including the opponent's team.
Think of something new every time.
I see.
When we get together, it's a week apart from the next day's pattern.
That's when we get together.
So we can do it until tomorrow.
Can I make a pretty risky suggestion?
LINE will come every day.
The age of the person who came to the personal LINE.
About three people.
If you contact three people in their 20s, it's about 60 or 70.
It's about 500.
There are also 200.
It may not be.
It's a bet.
I see.
After midnight, we add the number of minutes after entering the futon.
So if you enter the futon at one o'clock, it's 60.
If you enter at two o'clock, it's 120.
If you enter at three o'clock, it's 180.
I think we enter the futon between three o'clock and three o'clock.
I think so.
I don't think so.
We have a shooting tomorrow.
Let's check how much the number has decreased tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Round one, finished!
I'm the first one.
Basically, I don't have any friends.
But there was a problem.
LINE problem.
6 people.
Wow, more than my friends.
6 isn't much.
I don't know about this.
Is it because you don't have many friends?
Then it's weird.
6 people, 154 years old.
6 years old.
It's good.
It's like a business contact.
Recently, I got a book from a publisher.
Is there anyone you want?
LINE said something like that.
So it was like 2 people.
I was aiming for it.
LINE comes suddenly.
This time it was good.
450 yen.
Round two, me.
A lot of people came.
I'll tell you who came.
People who have a cafe.
And my girlfriend.
The nutrition of a cabaret club came.
This is important.
Would you like to go for a drink with the nutrition of a cabaret club?
LINE replied in a good mood.
I didn't hear that.
Would you like to go for a drink with a cabaret club?
You're stupid.
If you calm down.
The total is...
126 people.
Wait, isn't it over?
Don't overdo it.
There are too many people.
Let's increase it to 240.
I...
When I notice it,
there are days when I have one page.
Please look forward to it.
I can't say it.
Don't you have anyone?
I don't have anyone.
I have two books.
It's lonely.
It's 55.
It's age.
It's from "kaito" and "eato".
There is no episode.
"eato", isn't it coming?
There are still 166 people.
Wow!
That's good.
Then I'll say it.
The time I went into bed is 1 o'clock and 34 minutes.
It's early.
94.6 minutes.
Yesterday, we both had a hard time shooting.
I went up to the sauna and took a rest.
But I also drank alcohol.
I felt good and I thought it would end soon.
I thought it would be early yesterday and I spent the night.
Here...
It was really bad timing.
I spent yesterday normally.
There was a bed at 2 o'clock and 12 minutes.
Wow!
It's good so far.
They are also doing it.
I also went to the sauna.
I was very satisfied with my life.
What are you doing?
I had a homework or something.
I thought about doing it.
I took a breath.
Then...
I was sleeping at 1 o'clock and 30 minutes.
Shut up!
What are you doing?
Shut up!
What is the total score?
It's 256.
It's half.
This is the reason.
Let's think about what we will do in the second round.
It's one week, isn't it?
Yes, it's one week this time.
I don't think it will disappear at once.
I think it's risky to aim for zero at once.
It's dangerous.
It means one cushion a little earlier.
I'm guessing you're going out this weekend.
I'm guessing you're going shopping.
All the money you spent until next week.
All! All!
All!
All! All!
I see. I see.
I don't know.
It's 2 million yen if you say it's 20,000 yen.
I see.
It's 166 yen, so it's overpriced.
Wait, how much are you spending?
Maybe you're going shopping.
It's a one-time thing.
It's a scary throw, but I'm going to exercise with this.
It's a good question.
How many times have you peed?
What?
I've peed a lot of times.
It's easy.
It's a peeing.
It's a toilet and a bath.
How many times do you pee in a day?
It's a one-time thing.
How many times do you pee in a week?
I've peed 230 times.
You just peed, didn't you?
It's black.
You just peed like this.
It's been a week.
Yes!
Why are you clapping?
You're always like this.
You say it every week.
It's been a while, but this time...
I'd like to wrap it up for you.
I spent 10,000 yen this week.
I'm curious.
I was planning to spend money this week.
I was called by a clothing store.
45,000 yen.
It's not bad.
Yesterday, we went to the sauna.
We bought dinner for those who couldn't stand the sauna.
It was so hot that day.
How much did it increase?
64,000 yen.
It may be important.
I was eating expensive salt.
I was eating expensive mangoes and fruits.
It helped me a lot.
I spent about 280,000 yen this week.
I went shopping and bought clothes.
Did you find something?
I think I found something.
Did you buy something?
I may have bought something big.
I spent 540,000 yen this week.
You were in a good place.
You were at home all the time.
I spent about 400,000 yen this week.
We have 39,000 yen left.
That's good.
While I was thinking about 39,000 yen, I will announce the results.
We spent 63,000 yen this week.
What is this?
It's hard to count.
I'm a little worried.
I spent 63,000 yen this week.
63,000 yen.
That's a lot of money.
It's almost cheap.
I'm sorry, but I'm sure you're all curious about it.
I'm asking you as a representative.
How many times have you been out of the bathroom and bath?
Only the bathroom and bath.
Only?
That's a lie.
Why did you say that?
You can say that a lot.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared in the dark.
I'll ask you the same question.
I didn't ask you.
I'm nervous.
I've just been out of the bathroom and bath.
I've been out of the bathroom and bath 40 times.
That's a little lie.
Why do you lie?
You said you bought seven clothes at Panza.
Did you make money from that?
I've been out of the bathroom and bath seven times.
I spent it on luxury goods.
I bought a DVD of Mr. Satohiro's favorite movie "Mitani Akari".
Don't say that.
Next, Shibai.
I don't know.
He said "chimpoji".
It's not strange to say a ridiculous number.
My total is...
88.
I think it's out.
Shongo, Un, Ni, Furo, Ichi, Shiko, Ichi.
I usually go out nine times a day.
And then I went to "yugeki chimpoji".
It was more interesting than yesterday.
My friend in Tokyo called me and said...
It's been a while since I heard Shibai's voice.
He called me and said...
What's up with you?
I said "one".
My total is 191.
You said "one".
I said "one".
You said "one".
The third round.
I thought it was only one day.
The distance you drove the car.
Don't move so much.
Go slowly from here.
Or go too little.
But...
On the contrary, you can land.
It's possible.
You can go a little closer.
The distance you drove the car.
The distance you drove.
You speak Japanese well.
The distance you drove the car.
You should go.
I should go.
I said "thank you" just now.
You said it by yourself.
I said "thank you" on LINE.
I said "thank you" by myself.
See you tomorrow at 12 o'clock.
3rd round!
- Huh? - What?
Isn't this a riot?
I feel like zero.
(LOL)
I feel like zero.
(LOL)
- So... - Old man!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
(LOL)
So, I'm second.
The distance we drove yesterday...
was 16 kilometers.
- Oh! - That's a lot of distance.
- So...
We had dinner and dinner out yesterday.
- Yeah. - I see.
And I woke up at night.
- Oh, I forgot about it. - Yeah, I forgot about it.
So it was 16 kilometers.
- So fast. - What did you eat last night?
This dinner...
We had ramen.
- So fast. - What did you eat last night?
- Where did you go? - Huh?
- I went out alone. - Where did you go?
I went out alone.
- With your girlfriend? - My girlfriend...
went out to eat somewhere else.
Huh?
That happens?
With friends, you know?
- So... - Is that a thing?
It's not that bad.
(LOL)
Our house is really close.
We didn't really have anywhere to go.
So we were in Nana.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's pretty far. - Yeah.
16 kilometers.
- Wow! - Whoa!
- That's good. - Wow, wow, wow.
- Our team is "thank you" team, right? - Yeah.
Why do you make it too difficult every time?
- I've said "thank you" 15 times. - What?!
- 15?! - What?!
- Are you okay? Is it impossible? - It's not impossible.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
- Galerie? - I didn't have much interaction yesterday.
- It's the 5th time. - Oh!
I didn't get any LINE messages, so I said "thank you" once.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I can't sing that song in the car.
- I can't sing "super beaver" or "smurf" either. - Hahaha.
- I... - Yes?
- Thirteen! - Wow!
Yesterday, I didn't know how to say "membership" in a live broadcast of "membership".
So I said "what should I do?" in my dream.
- I also said "thank you" in a normal live broadcast. - Yeah, you said it a lot in a live broadcast.
- I said it a lot. - Yeah.
- It's such a good job. - Next one is difficult. - It's important!
- It's 7x7. - It's "jack jack".
- The number of times I went to the bathroom. - Huh?
Even if I went to the bathroom, it was like this.
- So, after you went to the bathroom, you said "this is nothing even if you go to the bathroom"? - Hahaha.
- I said "gallery" once. - Oh!
- "Gallery" once? - I said "na" once.
- How many "na" did you say? - I said "zero".
- Hahaha. - No, I said "gallery" only.
- Are you okay? - I took a picture of you.
- Of course, it's natural. - It's all judged.
- Shall we say it once? - Let's say it.
- We will pay you back by calling you. - Oh! I see.
- It's a little scary. - It's a little scary.
- It may cost a lot of money. - As a fee, it's once a day.
- Yeah. - If you put a lot of money in it, you'll get a lot of money back in a day.
- If you say "I'll call you back later", it'll be really hard. - Yeah, you'll definitely get it.
- I got it! - No, I'll be waiting for you for 10 minutes.
- Hahaha.
- The 4th round! - Yes, we did it.
- We have 16 rounds left, and we will announce the number of poops we have now. - Yes, yes.
- Well, I took a picture of it, and I would like you to judge whether it can be counted or not. - What is it? It's early in the morning and it's disgusting.
- But it depends on the judgment criteria, right? - I'm really sorry for suggesting it myself, but I really couldn't stop laughing about Toshimizu.
- Yeah, I couldn't. - Then, the first one. - Yes. - Yes, here it is.
- What kind of time is it? What kind of time is it? Euh! - Is that so? - I know what you're talking about. - Is this one?
- This is okay. - This is good poop, isn't it? Du, du, du, du, du, du... One! - Hahaha. - Can you do something like that? - Hahahaha.
- It's a nagging cup, isn't it? - It's a nagging cup, isn't it? - They all have three, right?
- It was disgusting. - Don't say things like, "People's poop is disgusting." - It's disgusting. - Why are people like this?
- You look really pissed off. - No, I'm not.
- You look really pissed off. - You have such a deep sense of humor.
- You two are really pissed off. - You look really pissed off.
- Okay, Eiji and Uemura-san. - Yes.
- I... - Yes.
- I was wondering if I could take this one. - Yes.
- I took only one. - Only one?
- Yes. - Is there only one thing you can show off?
- No, but I can only poop that I can't show off. - Ah!
- I can see it. - Ah!
- I can see it. - Okay, let's take a look.
- Here it is. - Ugh!
- Are you a deer? - Ugh!
- You look like a deer. - Ugh!
- Okay, I'm number one. - Number one.
- Huh? Only one poop in a week. - That's not much.
- Tetsuya-kun was trying to learn how to poop. - That's not much.
- I'm a one-poop-creator. - If you can poop twelve, you're a good guy.
- I think you know what I'm talking about, but I don't poop anywhere. - That's true.
- I feel like it's higher than I expected. - It's high.
- You always say that. - Because you showed me your poop once.
- It's amazing, isn't it? It happens sometimes. - Yes, it does.
- It's like this. - No, it doesn't.
- It happens sometimes. It's amazing. - What are you talking about?
- After the surgery, my back got stiff. - Yeah.
- It's not good, but it's sad. - It's sad, but it's sad.
- When you're expected, you get nervous. - Yeah.
- I'm still hungry. - Stop it!
- What are you talking about? - You guys.
- It's not good at all. - It's like this.
- What? - This is the worst thing I've ever seen in a video like this.
- It's the worst. - It's tofu.
- Consomme soup. - It's like ochazuke.
- It's amazing in many ways.
- Please eat vegetables. - Vegetables.
- We don't have enough food. - Yes.
- We have to force ourselves to eat vegetables. - Let's eat.
- You're shortening it. - I'm not shortening it. I'm sorry.
- What? - No, now...
- It's okay. - Oh, is it okay?
- I'm embarrassed now. - No, it's okay.
- I'm embarrassed now. - What are you talking about?
- You said "let's eat" and I said "don't eat anything" and I was embarrassed.
- No, it's not like that. - It's like this.
- Yes. - Yes.
- We're going to clear it. - No, Shibayu-san, you're making money strangely.
- You suddenly called me twice from the first day, didn't you? - That's right.
- Also, I forgot and called you two occasionally.
- You just called me about twice, didn't you?
- Yes, I forgot and called you about twice.
- I'm scared. - Which one will it be?
- The number of times you called me is...
- Four times. - Wow!
- That's amazing. - What?
- That's amazing. - That's a lot of numbers.
- From girls, "today it's me", "today it's me".
- That's a lot of numbers. - That's definitely a lot of numbers.
- It's dangerous!
- How about you, Toshin-san?
- I don't usually call, or rather, I don't call Toshin-kun much, but...
- I got so angry that I got a fever. - Oh!
- I'm scared. - Ten!
- Five times! - Wow!
- It's over! - Fifteen?
- Fifteen times!
- I'm the kind of person who calls you right away. - Oh, I see.
- This week, I got a fever from you.
- I'll call you back later.
- All right.
- This is really real, but my dad only calls me.
- It's rare.
- "When did you get your license renewed?"
- "About two years ago."
- "Oh, I see!"
- "It's probably tough because of COVID, so be careful!"
- "Bye!"
- "I love you!" - "What's up with you?!"
- Have you ever told your girlfriend to hang out with you until you go to bed?
- Twice.
- That's dangerous!
- It looks like it's going to happen. - It looks like it's going to happen.
- I'm going to ask you, but...
- I think you're right, but...
- 36!
- What?!
- I'm a part-time worker!
- I had a lot of things to do.
- Like, I had to take care of the fire at home.
- I had to go out and pick up things I didn't have.
- I couldn't book a meal when I went on a trip to Karuizawa.
- That's dangerous.
- I went out to eat a lot, like 10 times.
- You went out to eat a lot!
- Oh, I know!
- And...
- You know, you have a handy bed at home.
- I tried my best to remove it.
- So I could connect a driver and car.
- You connected a driver and car?!
- Yeah, I did difficult things...
- I made a huge mistake.
- You know, sometimes you make a mistake each time.
- Yeah.
- So, what do you do now?
- We'll see it tomorrow, right?
- I've decided. Sniff!
- You're right.
I think we're on a good path.
I think so, too.
I think we're on a good path.
We're going to be the number of people who sent us LINE messages.
It's simple.
We're in a good place.
See you in 24 hours.
See you tomorrow morning.
- Action! - Action, action, action!
- Um, I... - Yes?
- I returned a zero. - What?!
- I... - I returned a zero.
- But I thought you'd do a lot of it, so I held it back.
- I'll do it. - I'll do it.
- I...
- I'll do it. - Zero.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I think it's better not to do it. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Big mistake. - Big mistake.
- See? - See?
- Nothing will change. - Nothing will change.
- See? - Nothing will change.
- The rest of us, 21 people with LINE messages... - Yes.
- Yes.
- I'll announce it first. - Yes.
- The number of people I messaged...
- Nine. - Whoa!
- Not good.
- 21, 12, only 12 left. - You're right!
- Only 12 left.
- The number of people I messaged...
- Ten!
- Oh!
- Only two left. - Only two left, but...
- You did it!
- As expected of you! - No, how many?
- The number of people I messaged...
- Four!
- Wow!
- That's dangerous, dangerous.
- Ten!
- The rest of us, 11 people left. - Let's think about it.
- That's right.
- One week. - One week.
- One week, right?
- Okay, are you ready? - Yes.
- The number of times someone reacted...
- When you crossed your hands?
- That's what you earn.
- Well, I don't know, but...
- I don't think it's that much.
- I think it'll be just right.
- Okay, give me one more hour.
- It's out.
- Then, when it's done, don't do it.
- It's always like that.
- I'll put it in my house.
- What do you use it for? - I use it to fix my file's clogs.
- File's clogs? - Yeah, I soak it in water, use it for filing, use it for parts, and it recovers right away.
- It's a hair dryer, but you can use it for a while. - It makes your house white.
- It's for people who have friends over. - I see.
- It's fine. - You need it for everything.
- I don't think you'll need it for this. - I don't think you'll need it for this.
- It's broken every year. - It's broken three times in a row, so I don't use it for this.
- What do you use it for? - I soak it in water, use it for parts, and it recovers right away.
- I'll see you next week. - I'll use it for this.
I didn't know.
Is this how you make friends?
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
This is the first game of the airplane team.
My friend came to my house to play.
Oh, that's great!
I've always had this airplane chance.
I got two of them.
What was the reaction like?
The first one was "Oh, oh, oh, oh!"
That's enough!
The second one was "It's long!"
It's easy for me to get a reaction on special days.
I kept puking in front of my girlfriend's house.
In front of you!
She reacted to me like three times.
I didn't say "stink!"
Once I went out of the bathroom and opened the door.
When I came out of the bathroom, I blew a whistle.
I blew a whistle.
That's a good reason.
I'm always with my classmates.
My boss, my friends, and my juniors come to play with me.
That's amazing!
It's a one-time thing.
Anyway, it was amazing this game.
It's amazing.
It's eighth place.
It was second place.
It was fifth place.
You've become a wolf boy.
You...
No one responded to me.
It's amazing.
You're stupid.
If you were stupid, you would have responded to me.
It's a team of friends who invite you to their house.
First of all, me.
I came in ninth place.
No way!
Congratulations!
It was very popular.
What are you talking about?
It was very popular.
It's a team of friends who came to my house.
It's an osu! cafe.
It's a delicious cafe.
Wow!
It's an osu! cafe.
Wow!
By the way, do you have a girlfriend?
I didn't know that.
You're stupid.
It's my turn.
One person!
That's why it's only her.
I rarely have any friends over.
I like Ikuho.
I'm serious.
When I come over to my house, I talk a lot.
But I love Ikuho.
It's my turn.
If 11 people come over, I win.
11 people?
It's not bad.
If we party, it's over.
Three!
I'm sorry.
One of my wife's friends.
And my friend, Toshimitsu of Tokai.
They came over and watched my DVD.
And they went home.
You're so loud, Toshimitsu.
Look at me, Shibu.
I have 100 points.
Look at me wearing this hat.
I have 100 points.
I don't know.
I thought about it for a week.
What's the amount of bottles you drink in a day?
Don't ask me.
It depends on where you are.
Isn't it too little?
It's only now and tomorrow.
It might be too much.
Let's ask for it.
Wait!
It's dangerous!
Wait!
Shall we ask for it?
Oh, no!
It's a weird thing.
It's a dance robot.
I want it.
Let's ask for it.
It's better to say the number of times you laughed.
Don't say it a hundred times.
It depends on when you asked for it.
What's the number of times you left home because you thought someone would get angry?
Two, seven, three.
What's the number of times you left home because you thought someone would get angry?
Four.
Shall we ask for it?
It's too much.
See you next week.
As-sas! As-sas! As-sas!
Now we're clear, right?
First of all, I went home last night.
Yes.
I warmed up the tea.
It's been a while since I ate.
I ate.
I'm a little sleepy, so I'm going to take a bath.
I'm sleeping.
I'm watching the snow while making oil.
I slept.
I woke up. I woke up today.
Wow!
It's amazing!
I'm almost the same as Mushi-san.
I went home, took a bath, ate, and slept.
Yes.
I woke up in the morning.
I completely forgot about darts.
I went out once.
I went to a convenience store.
I went and came back.
I came back at 3 o'clock.
So I went home twice.
Twice!
I went home yesterday and edited it.
It ended at 9 o'clock in the evening.
What did you say?
Don't say it.
What did you say?
I said everything.
I said that, too!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's "go".
Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's "go".
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I'm sorry.
You stopped a miracle.
This person is dangerous.
By the way, if you don't finish this one, you can't eat it.
That's right.
That's right. I'm scared.
We have eight left.
Eight.
I'm scared.
How many 500 yen bottles did you open?
Yes!
This is the third one for me.
Oh!
Two bottles.
I see!
I know how much 10 liters is.
I thought it was very little.
I was surprised.
This is amazing.
Yes.
I opened three of these Irohas.
Oh!
I opened three of them.
Oh!
I opened five of them.
What?
That's possible.
That's crazy.
Wait a minute.
He said it yesterday.
No, it's like this.
No, it's possible.
It's possible.
It's crazy.
Yesterday, I opened a bottle that had nothing to do with Starbucks or something like this.
Ah!
That's right.
The two of us.
That's right.
"Pew"!
Two!
That's dangerous!
Two!
That's dangerous!
Two is too much.
So, you're in first place.
I'm in first place.
So, you're in first place.
It's a little confusing to be in first place.
What should we do?
"Atefrafo".
By the way, it's only once a week.
It's only once a week.
Three of us.
It only happens once a week.
So, it's four against one.
I think it's an advantage.
I think so, too.
I see.
Oh!
A rip-off from more than one million people who have subscribed to our YouTube channel.
Oh!
One million people?
One million people.
The number of home runs by Takahashi Shuhei, a middle- aged dragon, is our remaining number one.
Please!
Yes!
Home run numbers don't count for you!
No, of course.
There are five of us.
That's right.
If we get involved in the end, we'll be able to do it.
That's right.
We're going to win.
If we win one, we'll cheer you on a lot.
The number of people who replied to my funny tweets who have more than one million subscribers...
is...
zero!
I didn't have any friends.
Well, even if it's zero, it's a lie.
That's right.
I'm going to tweet something that's easy for me to reply to.
There's a catcher foreign player, Roman.
Oh, I've heard of it.
That's a bit of a coincidence in this zone.
I was wondering if people who like baseball would reply to me.
Well, I'm sorry, catcher.
I'm only a catcher.
I'm a catcher.
Then, there was a tweet that said "YouTuber's enemy is anti."
I thought you'd all sympathize with me if I was a YouTuber.
Apparently, everyone in Tokyo is shooting in the studio.
Well, I don't go out that often.
Without saying!
Yes!
I don't usually tweet that much anymore, but I did it for a bit.
Well, I hope I'll get more and more replies.
Zero.
Well, I had some time to watch a movie, too.
I asked him for his favorite recommended movie.
Actors, rappers, and artists told me about it.
But you guys don't listen to me, do you?
I want a million people!
Well, Tetsuya probably has a lot of friends.
That's right.
We're trying to save it so that it doesn't exceed.
Well, I want you to be gentle.
Yes!
I think I've tweeted a lot in this week.
Costumes in Tokyo.
Cosplay photos I made in videos.
I've given away a lot of things.
As a result...
Zero!
Wow!
Cute!
Tetsuya, but you got zero!
Only the amount you gave me.
I only came twice from the amount.
Well, see you later.
Four.
Good luck.
It's hard!
If we, Takahashi and Shuhei, shoot a homerun, we win.
The number of homeruns...
Zero.
Wow!
Yesterday's last one was really good.
- What should we do? - There's only four left, right?
- And it's only one day, right? - Yeah, it's only one day.
- Until tomorrow, it's only one day. - Until tomorrow, it's only one day.
- I'm sure you'll get it right. - Is it okay for me to get it right?
- It's really hard for me to guess. - What do you mean?
- Well, there is a strict penalty game. - Yeah.
- To some extent, that doesn't mean it's unfair. - Well, we're both serious about it.
- Yeah. - If you do it normally, you'll be fine.
- In terms of luck, - Yeah.
- Until you come here tomorrow morning, you'll be allowed to enter this studio. - Oh, I see.
- Until you come here, you'll be allowed to enter this studio. - Oh, I see.
- If you eat dinner, you'll be allowed to enter this studio. - If you eat breakfast, you'll be allowed to enter this studio.
- Someone will have to eat breakfast, but someone... - We don't know. - We don't know!
- We've been thinking about it for a long time and decided on the topic.
- How many times do you use the microwave? - Oh!
- We use it a lot. - We use it a lot.
- But we don't know who will use it. - Huh?
- So, will we finally have a match today? - It's over. - It's over. - It's over for me.
- As expected, either of us should end. - Yeah.
- Shall we announce the results at once this time?
- Those of you in the back row, please raise your hand if you said you used the microwave.
- Those of you in the front row, please raise your hand if you said you ate two meals. - Yeah.
- It's okay, everyone. The penalty game is tough.
- 500ml of beer. - 500ml of beer, drinking live broadcast with three people. - Yeah.
- The team with the lowest score should definitely not do it!
- Then, please raise your hand if you said you worked a little hard!
- One, two... - Yeah!
Good morning! I'd like to eat breakfast.
Since I didn't have time, I'll eat instant brown rice and instant curry.
You may think it's curry curry in the morning, but it's the same as Ichiro's, so I won't make anyone complain.
And this is Evangelion Curry. There's one card in it.
This is... Kaoru-kun! I'm so excited in the morning!
I'd like to hurry up and eat and do my best to shoot!
I'll use the microwave once!
This is the curry I bought at MUJI.
This is my dinner for the night.
I didn't eat anything else.
I threw away my shame and my appearance.
I'm home alone and eating lunch.
This is the reality of a single-minded man.
With this...
Let's do it once!
Please!
- Well, I ate two meals yesterday and two meals from yesterday to today! - You're kidding me!
- Two meals! - One meal!
- Call me! - Four!
- Four!
- Zero! - I thought it was definitely zero!
- You're late! - That's right!
- No, I was eating breakfast, so I was late! - This guy is excited!
- And there's only one microwave! - A team determined to make curry from MUJI last night!
- This guy! - Great!
- When did we do it? - That's right!
- We happened to have pizza at MUJI, and it was the first time we had pizza! - It's the first time!
- With that said, both teams cleared! - Yes!
- How does it feel? - I'm scared!
- Wow! - I'm scared!
- So, when we're tied up like this, should we play the next game? - Let's do it!
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- I won! - I won!
It was definitely this one.
It was late, but there was a TV, and I won a real live- action legend.
- It's true, we all won something. - If it was number one, it would have been terrible.
- But it's number two, so... - That's true.
- But it's a punishment. - But you guys were really excited about it.
- We had a lot of fun. - But we regretted it and didn't drink it.
- So, we've been playing Darts for a couple of weeks now. - Yes.
- I think this decreasing style is pretty cool. - Yeah.
Why don't you guys try it out for yourself?
Anyway, please look forward to our live broadcast.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.